Horny Florida woman was arrested for calling 911 and begging cop for sex
A woman in Punta Gorda, FL was arrested Friday night for misusing 911 after she allegedly asked a responding officer for sex because she hadn’t been ‘penetrated in years.’
Via NBC affiliate WBBH-TV:
Police say the initial 911 call happened just after 6 p.m., when Maria Montenez-Colon complained that she wanted her Corvette back.
When the officer arrived at the Almar Drive home, he said Montenez-Colon was very drunk.
The 58-year-old immediately told the officer he was sexy and asked if he was married, according to the incident report. Then she started over-sharing.
Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer, "I haven't been penetrated in years," and "I am so horny."
The officer tried to steer the conversation back to the topic of the call, asking what he could do for her.
Montenez-Colon's response was "You can [expletive] me," according to the report.
The officer explain that Montenez-Colon had legally ceded the Corvette to her stepson as she attempted to rub his chest.
Less than an hour later, Montenez-Colon called 911 again, complaining the officer who was at her home "pissed her off."
The original officer arrived, along with a second officer.
Montenez-Colon reportedly complained about the original visit to the second officer, saying, "He was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to [expletive] me, he turned me down so that made me angry."
When asked by the original officer if she remembered the conversation about misuse of 911, Montenez-Colon allegedly said, "I do, but how else am I going to get you to [expletive] me?
Montenez-Colon was arrested for misusng the emergency line.
This marks her fifth arrest since 2013.
