Don't feel bad for the Oscar losers!
I'd like to thank The Academy. Seriously. Thank you. RT @TheAcademy Official poster of 2014 Oscars, hosted by Ellen
Here it is: the official poster of the 2014 Oscars, hosted by @TheEllenShow pic.twitter.com/DDtM0WOMcp
— The Academy (@TheAcademy) January 8, 2014
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) January 8, 2014
The Oscar goodie bags are worth $80,000! However, what's in them isn't that great unless you're a female or Buddy from "Elf". The consolation prizes include vaginal rejuvenation for ladies, hair transplant for men, weight-loss supplements, and his and her Mace pepper spray guns. It also includes a meeting with Boyz II Men and a resort stay and walking tour in Japan. I guess you can say that's not so #swaggy.